White Girl Draft

[highnmighty]

With the first overall pick, Highnmighty selects......Alyssa Milano


don't hate on my pick, I got a thing for her.

[buddhaumd]

Who doesn't have a thing for her?

[UMClassof90]

Why did you get the number one pick? Did you have the worst season last year?

[westsidesozzie]

not very good pic... i select lucy pinder

[Hogie]

Vinny Cerrato traded the 3rd pick for Cheryl Ladd.

[sparklingwiggle]

Fair enough. With the second overall pick Will Bowers selects..

[terp80]

Originally Posted by Hogie

Vinny Cerrato traded the 3rd pick for Cheryl Ladd.

Actually that wouldn't be a bad pick...



Vinnie would have probably picked a different angel...like Farah Fawsett

[DaveJuice]

you have to be non-white to draft in this thread.

[eamhokie94]

Are Jews technically white?

[GQCoolest]

The Wizards trade the 5th overall pick for Jamie Lee Curtis and cash.

[buddhaumd]

Highn mighty, you do realize she is over 30 at this point, you aren't looking very long range here.

Im building for the future, I select brangelina's daughter

Call me sick, but in 20 years, I'll be loving it!

[sparklingwiggle]

Originally Posted by buddhaumd

Highn mighty, you do realize she is over 30 at this point, you aren't looking very long range here.

Im building for the future, I select brangelina's daughter

Call me sick, but in 20 years, I'll be loving it!

I don't think you get those good genes through adoption.

[buddhaumd]

Originally Posted by sparklingwiggle

I don't think you get those good genes through adoption.

Hold the train, I thought this one came from this?

[GQCoolest]

Originally Posted by sparklingwiggle

I don't think you get those good genes through adoption.

[leafywolf]

With the first apparent blonde of the draft, I'm going to pick



Kristen Bell

[buddhaumd]

leafy, never heard of her but she looks crossed-eyed.

[WFroadwarrior]

Originally Posted by sparklingwiggle

I don't think you get those good genes through adoption.

True story. My dad's first cousin was adopted because her mother didn't have kids. She tried a few times to get pregnant, and eventually adopted a daughter. She actually believed that she couldn't get pregnant because her (adopting) mother couldn't, and there was something in their genes. We actually couldn't make her see why she was wrong.

[highnmighty]

Originally Posted by UMClassof90

Why did you get the number one pick? Did you have the worst season last year?

2 seasons ago, I won the championship but then my star player (Brittney) was out for the whole of last year so I had a horrible last season. Now she's back and with my rookie class, I won't be beat. What a backcourt of Spears and Milano.

[sparklingwiggle]

Originally Posted by WFroadwarrior

True story. My dad's first cousin was adopted because her mother didn't have kids. She tried a few times to get pregnant, and eventually adopted a daughter. She actually believed that she couldn't get pregnant because her (adopting) mother couldn't, and there was something in their genes. We actually couldn't make her see why she was wrong.

Ugh. That would suck to adopt a kid and end up with an idiot.

[UMClassof90]

Originally Posted by sparklingwiggle

I don't think you get those good genes through adoption.

This reminds me of that show "The Swan". They would basically take an ugly chick and make her hot through surgery.

Ideally she would then be able to land a reasonably attractive man. However, if they had children they would still be subjected to the "ugly" genetic makeup of the mom.

Can you imagine how pissed you'd be if your parents looked like Brad and Angelina and you looked like Popeye Jones?